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Getting married would have probably been easier, and 34 other titles this newsletter was almost called
If you layer your tanks it’s basically a new outfit, and other ways to repurpose your three-piece wardrobe upon finding yourself in accidental exile…
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Getting married would have probably been easier, and 34 other titles this newsletter was almost called
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Please note that not only does the tampon drawing have teeth, but there are also eyebrows
Apr 20
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Danielle Ames
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Please note that not only does the tampon drawing have teeth, but there are also eyebrows
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Freshmen shouldn’t drink chocolate milk, and other things people forgot to tell me
This newsletter is the third and final essay in a series of pieces about my freshman-year journal. You can read the first essay here, and the second…
Apr 20
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Danielle Ames
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Freshmen shouldn’t drink chocolate milk, and other things people forgot to tell me
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Disillusioned by the lack of potential soulmates at my high school, amidst other teenage letdowns
This newsletter is the second in a series of three essays about my freshman-year journal. You can read the first essay here. I had originally written…
Apr 18
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Danielle Ames
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Disillusioned by the lack of potential soulmates at my high school, amidst other teenage letdowns
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Turns out playing the tuba doesn't give you cool points, and other freshman year revelations
This newsletter is the first in a series of three essays about my freshman-year journal. Keep an eye out for the second essay in your inbox tomorrow…
Apr 13
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Danielle Ames
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Turns out playing the tuba doesn't give you cool points, and other freshman year revelations
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"A girl who wishes her soulmate would hurry up & she knows she should use this time to become whole w/o a man but she's impatient …
👆14-year-old me trying to figure out what she would write about if she was an author
Apr 6
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Danielle Ames
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"A girl who wishes her soulmate would hurry up & she knows she should use this time to become whole w/o a man but she's impatient & wondering if he got ran over. Hmmm vaguely resembles my life story"
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March 2024
The Patriarchy: The only foreign language learning tool you’ll ever need
Delete Duolingo. Thanks to the patriarchy, no matter what language you’re trying to learn, and regardless of where you are in the world, there is a man…
Mar 29
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The Patriarchy: The only foreign language learning tool you’ll ever need
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“Not only am I in band, but I’m also funny, creative, and willing to try everything”
👆14-year-old me trying to figure out why she's still single
Mar 22
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Danielle Ames
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“Not only am I in band, but I’m also funny, creative, and willing to try everything”
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The lunch shift Marcus ruined me
This is an essay from the vault that’s never been published. I started writing it in 2019, and like most things of that era, it went a little wayward. I…
Mar 15
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Danielle Ames
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The lunch shift Marcus ruined me
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Quite literally running away from a cute boy to avoid being asked for my number at all possible costs
Dear God
Mar 8
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Danielle Ames
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Quite literally running away from a cute boy to avoid being asked for my number at all possible costs
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Eight things better than playing Michaelandellaopoly
You’re rummaging through your parent’s storage unit, looking for dark-colored blankets your mom can use to make a cave for her preschool class. They’re…
Mar 1
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Danielle Ames
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Eight things better than playing Michaelandellaopoly
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February 2024
On men and fish and bicycles
This is a piece from the vault that I wrote more than four years ago. Without fail, whenever I take work to critique groups, there’s always at least one…
Feb 3
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Danielle Ames
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On men and fish and bicycles
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