FAQ

Q: Would this newsletter pass the The Bechdel Test?

A: No, no probably not. Decidedly not. An oversight the author is not proud of.


Q: What is the cringiest part of the author’s childhood journal?

A: Probably an entry describing (in great detail) the similarities when she steps out of the shower between her own naked body, and Kermit the Frog. Similarities that are still very alive and well today.


Q: You’re, like, making this all up right?

A: This newsletter being fiction, is the author’s wet dream. Unfortunately, she’s just not that creative and regrets to inform you that this work is entirely nonfiction. Which means that she really did accidentally sleep with a pregnant woman, and not-so-accidentally have her first kiss on the back of the school band bus.


Q: Who even writes this thing anyway?

A: Danielle Ames lives in Buenos Aires, Argentina and has no emergency savings fund to speak of. She does however have monthly pregnancy scares like clockwork. She is what some might call, a real catch.

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Danielle Ames lives in Buenos Aires, Argentina and has no emergency savings fund to speak of. She does however have monthly pregnancy scares like clockwork. She is, what some might call, a real catch.