My quarantine boyfriend is six foot, dreamy, and probably has a wife and kids
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Written at the beginning of lockdown, publishing in grim celebration of a year of distance. Names have been changed to protect the sensitive men of Bumble. A friend told me that she was using this time in quarantine to fall more in love with herself. I was like, oh, that’s cool, I’m using mine to troll men on Bumble. So far, everything’s really going according to plan.
My quarantine boyfriend is six foot, dreamy, and probably has a wife and kids
My quarantine boyfriend is six foot, dreamy…
My quarantine boyfriend is six foot, dreamy, and probably has a wife and kids
Written at the beginning of lockdown, publishing in grim celebration of a year of distance. Names have been changed to protect the sensitive men of Bumble. A friend told me that she was using this time in quarantine to fall more in love with herself. I was like, oh, that’s cool, I’m using mine to troll men on Bumble. So far, everything’s really going according to plan.