Not Enough Middle Fingers

Not Enough Middle Fingers

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Not Enough Middle Fingers
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“He’s decent looking, exactly average & so now of course I’m in love with him & am enamored by his everything! God, why do I have to be so predictable??”

“He’s decent looking, exactly average & so now of course I’m in love with him & am enamored by his everything! God, why do I have to be so predictable??”

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“He’s decent looking, exactly average & so now of course I’m in love with him & am enamored by his everything! God, why do I have to be so predictable??”
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